Violence toward conservatives apparently OK with liberals

I 've got an idea for a new video game. I 'm going to call it "Bloodsucking Progressives Must Die." Heroic tax-resisting players armed with crowbars will be able to bash in the heads of redistributionist parasites like President Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Paul Krugman, George Soros, Nancy Pelosi, Warren Buffett and Rachel Maddow. (To satisfy unquantifiable but undeniable right-wing sexual kinks, Maddow will be dressed only in her underwear.) Can you say fun? Liberal blood and brains flying everywhere! Just kidding, of course. A game in which conservatives savagely beat in the heads of their political opponents would be wrong. Even worse, it would be intellectual property theft, because liberals already beat us to it. "Tea Party Zombies Must Die" is the latest hit game on the Internet – and this time, I 'm not kidding. Created by the noble progressive thinkers at StarvingEyes Advergaming, "Tea Party Zombies Must Die" is pretty much the game I just described, except with all the political iconography reversed. The "tea Party zombies are walking the streets of America," the game site warns. "Grab your weapons and bash their rotten brains to bits! Destroy zombie Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Glenn Beck, the Koch Brothers and many more!" They 're not kidding about that "many more" part. If Brit Hume, Bill O 'Reilly, Sean Hannity or any of the blond Fox News anchors annoys you, here ' s your chance to slaughter them. Newt Gingrich and Glenn Beck, too. If you think it 's easier to kill people who don ' t believe in global warming than to argue with them, there 'sa "Climate Change Denial Zombie" just itching to have its skull cracked open. If you suffer from Left-Wing Misogynist Syndrome and want to sexually humiliate Michele Bachman before you beat her to death …. (Excerpt) Read more at statesman.com …