Pfizer Releases Model New, By no means-Earlier than-Seen Drug 'Pfivermectin'

U.S.—After a number of profitable rounds of trials and a fast in a single day approval from the FDA, Pfizer proudly introduced they are going to be releasing a model new, never-before-seen COVID drug "Pfivermectin." "It's vital to grasp that this drug is nothing like Ivermectin, although Pfivermectin rhymes with Ivermectin and it just about does the very same factor," stated Pfizer CEO Hans Pfizer. "Everybody is aware of Ivermectin is a broadly discredited horse drug, and ours will not be. Essential distinction there." Consultants say that taking two doses of Pfivermectin daily on the first signal of COVID signs might reduce the severity and length of…