In response to America’s racial unrest over George Floyd’s homicide, Hollywood actors as soon as once more really feel the necessity to flex their me-first moralism with a nauseating, self-serving efficiency.
Sadly for us, Hollywood by no means lets a great disaster go to waste.
First there was the coronavirus pandemic.
Hollywood bravely responded to that calamity with Surprise Lady herself, Gal Gadot, and a cavalcade of her clueless superstar mates placing out a video of themselves “singing” John Lennon’s saccharine anthem ‘Think about’.
The world responded by collectively throwing up in its mouth.
With ‘Think about’, Gadot and firm appeared to have the Cringe-Worthy Video of the 12 months Award all wrapped up.
However then there was the police homicide of George Floyd, an unarmed and handcuffed black man in Minneapolis, adopted by protests, riots and looting throughout the nation.
A brand new assortment of leisure business nitwits has responded to that disaster with an anti-racism video titled ‘I Take Accountability’. And abruptly the race for the Cringe-Worthy Video Crown has a brand new front-runner.
‘I Take Accountability’ options Sarah Paulson, Aaron Paul, Kesha, Bethany Pleasure Lenz, Kristen Bell, Justin Theroux, Debra Messing, Mark Duplass, Bryce Dallas Howard, Julianne Moore, Piper Perabo, Stanley Tucci, Ilana Glazer, and Aly Raisman telling us they “take accountability” and “stand in opposition to hate.”
The unintentional comedy of the video is completely off the charts, as it’s plagued by sub-textual ironies like the truth that it’s shot in black and white (as apparently it doesn’t see coloration!), and is fully devoid of any racial or ethnic variety.
One of many extra hysterical moments is when these Hollywood dopes repeatedly inform us that they “take accountability” for “each not so humorous joke, each unfair stereotype.”
What in regards to the humorous jokes and the truthful stereotypes? Who’s going to take accountability for these? Wouldn’t a video made by the individuals taking accountability for the humorous jokes and truthful stereotypes be rather more enlightening and entertaining than this dour diatribe?
Different lowlights of ‘I Take Accountability’ are the egregiously brutal performances.
Aaron Paul, who is without doubt one of the worst actors of his, or some other, technology, strains so exhausting to be credible he seems to be really shifting his bowels on digicam. And in case you hear intently sufficient when he speaks, you may really hear the wind whistle by the vacant and cavernous void the place his mind needs to be.
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Debra Messing solely makes a quick look and appears to have been abruptly awoken from a nap to file her traces. I perceive why she is so drained, as she seems to be like she was up all night time haunting homes. Yikes.
The proficient Sarah Paulson brings much-needed gravitas to the festivities within the type of ridiculously outsized glasses. As everybody is aware of, it’s a scientifically indisputable fact that individuals who put on outsized glasses are each critical and incapable of racism… particularly once they have an cute lisp.
Academy Award winner Julianne Moore seems within the video and nobly casts hyperbole apart and tells the unvarnished reality when she adamantly declares that “black individuals are being slaughtered within the streets!”
I’d be keen to wager that not solely are the streets the place Ms. Moore lives devoid of slaughtered black individuals, they’re more than likely devoid of all black individuals.
Stanley Tucci and Justin Theroux get in on the act by not appearing in any respect. They’re so flat and useless eyed they might’ve, and will’ve, been studying from the telephone ebook.
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Talking of studying… by far my favourite a part of the video is the truth that these actors and actresses, who actually memorize dialogue for a dwelling (they usually make an excellent dwelling), apparently care so little about “taking accountability” and “standing in opposition to hate” that they can’t be bothered to place within the least quantity of effort and memorize their idiotic mini-monologue.
This cornucopia of clowns could have got down to spotlight how “not racist” they’re, however as a substitute, by clearly studying their traces, they solely proved how entitled and lazy they honestly are.
As I watched this trainwreck I couldn’t assist however surprise…who’s the target market for this factor?
The reply is self-evident, because the video is made solely for the individuals in it and their fellow privileged Hollywood elites who take pleasure in watching masturbatory shows of fake, me-first moralism.
As a not-so-proud resident of Los Angeles and an energetic member of each the leisure enterprise and the inventive neighborhood, I do hereby declare that I do NOT take accountability for something these senseless morons vomit out onto the world.
They declare to face in opposition to hate… how impotently and insipidly trite of them.
In distinction… I stand in opposition to advantage signaling. I stand in opposition to ethical preening. I stand in opposition to the useless, vacuous and vapid pandering of elitist prigs. I stand in opposition to the shameless self-indulgence and self-righteousness of Hollywood narcissists too enthralled by their very own sense of superiority to see that they’re completely and ridiculously absurd.
In conclusion, I believe I communicate for each sentient being within the universe once I take a knee and plead with these imbecilic celebrities to please, fairly please…any more, simply… Shut. The. F**ok. Up.
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